with your own penis?
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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