i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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