i would punch a child for taco bell
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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