I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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