Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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