like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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