She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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