I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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