Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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