Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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