Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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