idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
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Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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