Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
