awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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