Christians are straight up FREAKS
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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