You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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