He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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