babies were throwing up all over the place
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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