Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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