i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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