Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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