She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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