maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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