what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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