: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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