sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
