Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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