Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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