3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
How naked do you want me to be?
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