just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I FOUND THE LEGS
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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