i just google imaged poop.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
only if we run a train.
done.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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