everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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