Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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