if only i could text you this smell
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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