I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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