omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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