i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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