D3 body, D1 cock
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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