she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So. Much. Porn.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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