? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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