where am i from again
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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