You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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