Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Randomize