I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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