Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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