Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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