Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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