I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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