The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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