do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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