Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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