i don't plan on having that self control this summer
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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