then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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