You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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